airyairyquitecontrary:

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s…

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karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he…

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jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

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chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

(Fonte: jaredsadalecki)

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dickensianwerewolf:

The other reproductive rights:

  1. The right to not be sterilized against your knowledge
  2. The right to not be sterilized against your will
  3. The right to not be coerced into sterilizing yourself in order to gain citizenship, relief from imprisonment, change a gender marker,…

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versacefag:

sigma-castell:

versacefag:

theenglishangel:

versacefag:

naomishinohara:

versacefag:

"I’m straight"

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stop

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It’s not right to hate on anyone because of their sexuality guys, please stop.

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this is the dumbest thing

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(Fonte: probledanic)

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themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

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grizzley-bear-great ha chiesto: It's not really fair to deny any white people to be on the time list just because they aren't oppressed in a certain way. They are good people with good achievements. Voters should pick who inspire them. Sorry not all famous people fit your criteria.

primadollly:

And they’re all annoying and mediocre to top it off so bye

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nyabunny:

family parties where they talk about when u get married and have kids

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(Fonte: neurobun)

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analcheeses:

*emerges hissing, coated in bile and blood, from the stygian depths of the earth*

hey hey if no one “gets” your satire, then it probably isn’t very good satire

satire is supposed to be so exaggerated and obviously absurd that no real person would stand up for it

so, if you…

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nazerine:

heremywords:

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t…

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outfightingtigers:

how to obtain your rights

  1. sit down
  2. let your oppressors constantly shit on you
  3. lick your oppressors feet constantly
  4. ??????????
  5. nothing happens you’re still the bottom rung but at least you oppressors pat your ass and say “you’re one of the good ones”

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pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

(Fonte: xemkgx)

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obligatorymeangirlsreference:

Well there goes the rest of my life.

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